Anonymous

To the anon who has assaulted my ask box with this, and other, messages (I’m assuming you’re one person because, obvs); you were a little late to the party, I’m now home and hardly need your distraction but I was the idiot who didn’t put a time limit on my pledge of honesty and explicitness so I suppose I’m honour bound.

It’s pretty decently sized, I haven’t measured it since I was about 15 and I’m sure it’s grown since then but I’d estimate somewhat above average? 7 inches or so?

I’m cut, but am working on reversing that (make of that what you will).

I’m versatile, a question I’ve answered before on this very blog (Jesus Christ, creepy anon if you really had an advanced Ph.D in creeping you’d have done your research)

No I’m not into golden showers, nor have I ever participated in one (either giving or receiving)

My “fetish”, if it can be so called, is something known as odaxelagnia which is ostensibly getting turned on from biting or being bitten (I tend to prefer to be the biter). I think some people have it really hardcore where they actually like to draw blood but I’m not QUITE that fucked up; I just like nipping and nibbling.

No I’ve never fisted, been fisted or been invited to fist. I have no desire to experience such an act.

I have participated in group sex, it’s pretty awesome.

Yes I do get off on barebacking but it’s only the sort of thing I’d do with a trusted, monogamous partner.

I usually wank to bel ami or else find something on xnxx.com when I use porn. Generally I prefer my own imagination. My favourite porn star is Dolph Lambert.

I lost my “V-plates” when I was 18 in a one night stand. I don’t remember his name.

Excluding group sex I’ve never slept with more than one person in a 24 hour period.

A long time ago I had a gaydar and manhunt profile but can probably list on one hand the number of hookups I made off gaydar, I don’t believe I ever made any off manhunt (in truth, I think myspace and Facebook have helped me pull more than either of them combined). I have had a grindr profile in the past but was never using it to cruise, merely as an idle distraction.

I think I would have to say I prefer fucking/getting fucked over sucking/getting sucked.

If I had to choose between no sex for a year or getting as much sex as I wanted for 15 years but that at the end of the 15 years I’d contract AIDS, I would, of course, choose no sex for a year.

And that does me. I have to say I’m a little disappointed (though not particularly surprised) that no one has used this opportunity of candour to do anything than to plumb my sexual appetite.